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BECAUSE NO ONE
HAS THE TIME FOR
SWAMP BALLS

 

ART DEC TECH

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THE FLUFF :

This collection explores the background of the men of the 1930's who were sometimes rich and sometimes poor; sometimes law abiding and other times criminals.

DID SOMEONE SAY EASY ACCESS?

LIVING IN THE CITY CAN BE TORTUROUS IN THE SUMMER MONTHS. BLAZING HOT TEMPERATURES, SHOWERS MADE USELESS BY THAT NEVER ENDING "GLISTEN" LEAVES US ALL WISHING PUBLIC NUDITY WAS NOT ONLY A THING BUT WILDLY ENCOURAGED.

BEING THAT ITS NOT, WE END UP WEARING THE SAME 'OL SHORT SHORTS (OR BOARD SHORTS) AND PLAIN WHITE TEES (TIGHT ENOUGH TO SHOW OFF THAT HARD EARNED BODY, BUT LOOSE ENOUGH TO NOT COME ACROSS LIKE A GIRLS GONE WILD CONTESTANT).

WHERE IS THE STYLE?

TO BE HONEST, EVEN WE ARE JUST TOO HOT TO CARE ENOUGH TO PUT IN THE EFFORT. THIS IS WHY WE CREATED THIS COLLECTION. WHETHER YOUR THE GUY THAT SPENDS YOUR TIME AT SUNDAY BRUNCH RECOVERING FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE, THE GUY ON HIS WAY TO A ROOFTOP PARTY,  YOU'RE JUST HANGING AROUND IN THE PARK, OR YOU'RE SPENDING THE DAY ON THE GREEN WITH THE FELLAS HITTING GOLF BALLS AND DRINKING BEERS (OR COSMOS), THE 21ST CENTURY GUY SHOULD BE PROUD OF THE CLOTHES HE WEARS ON HIS BACK, BUT SHOULDN'T FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.

SO NOW YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE, AND NEITHER DO WE!

THIS COLLECTION IS MADE FROM THE MOST BREATHABLE FABRICS WE COULD FIND RIGHT IN THE BACKYARD OF OUR DESIGN HUB IN SEOUL, KOREA. TO MAKE MATTERS EVEN MORE ENTICING WE WENT THE EXTRA MILE AND PERFORATED THE PITS, THE NECKLINES, THE BACKS, AND THE SIDES OF EVERY OUTER SEAM WITH LASER CUT MICRO SLITS FOR EXTRA BREATH. 

BECAUSE NO ONE HAS THE TIME FOR SWAMP BALLS...UNLESS OF COURSE YOU'RE INTO THAT SORTA THING

NO JUDGEMENT 

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TO START THE SUMMER MONTHS OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT, WE RECOMMEND THE DENIM BACK POCKET ROBE.
- OUR ANSWER TO... -

"WTF DO I WEAR TO THIS...

ROOFTOP?"
BRUNCH?"
CHURCH?"
WORK THING?"